A California man is reportedly being held at Area 51 after an extraterrestrial spacecraft flew into his rectum to escape capture from government agents.
The subject has been identified as 47 year-old Doug Lemons, a Santa Monica resident. Sources say he was vacationing in Las Vegas when the incident occurred.
The reports come from a former Area 51 employee turned whistleblower named Sasha Verkinski, who claims he worked at the top secret facility for six years. Verkinski says he became disillusioned with his work after witnessing numerous coverups and believes the public finally deserves the truth.
He also claims the government has had the technology to monitor UFOs since the 1950s. “Two months ago we tracked an extraterrestrial vessel entering Earth’s atmosphere. It appeared to be damaged and crashed in the Nevada desert west of Las Vegas.”
Close Encounters
According to Verkinski, agents from Area 51 began tracking the spacecraft immediately; however, they were unable to see it due to a cloaking device.
“This civilization is minuscule,” Verkinski added. “Their ship is no larger than a grain of rice, and their people may be much, much smaller.”
Verkinski said that the ship’s relative size was by no means a reflection of its technological capabilities.
“Make no mistake. They are far more advanced than we are. Their ship travels using anti-gravity technology and a propulsion system far beyond our understanding. They also appear to have energy weapons equipped.”
According to the former agent, the aliens could only travel at around 30 mph due to damage to their vessel. Specialized trackers followed it from the desert into Las Vegas, where the cloaking mechanism began to fail. At this point agents began to aggressively pursue the ship.
The agents then followed the ship into Caesar’s Palace.
Verkinski said they discovered it hovering inside one of the casino’s bathrooms. In a final effort to evade capture, the ship ducked beneath a stall and entered a man’s rectal cavity as he was defecating.
“They really didn’t know what to do at this juncture,” said Verkinski. “We apprehended the man, but of course we couldn’t tell him why. His wife was screaming and demanding to know what was happening. It was a mess.”
Probing for Answers
Verkinski says agents evacuated Lemons to area 51, which is only about 80 miles away from Las Vegas.
Over the next three days he was held in a laboratory while scientists struggled to remove the spacecraft from his rectal cavity.
Agents first attempted to remove the ship surgically, but this proved impossible when the vessel began deploying its defense mechanisms, including precise laser targeting that resulted in 3rd degree burns to Lemons.
“Their lasers melted our surgical instruments immediately and nearly killed Lemons,” said Verkinski.
He managed to smuggle leaked audio of the procedure out of the facility:
Desperate Measures
Scientists, at this point, do not know how to remove the craft without killing Lemons. Verkinski says they have tried everything, even using tactics he referred to as “desperate” and “pathetic.”
“They forced this poor man to take a dangerous number of laxatives. Then they strung him into a harness and hung him over a large metal vat. He spent the next 48 hours filling it with diarrhea while scientists searched desperately, hoping he would expel the ship.”
He never did.
Verkinski said the scientists believe the aliens have some type of advanced spacial stabilizer preventing its expulsion.
“They’re running out of options,” he said. “They’ve been forced to take a more diplomatic approach for now. But so far their efforts at communication have resulted in only silence.”
The former agent fled Area 51 the next day, so he does not know Lemons’ condition, but he says it does not look good for the California native.
“If they can’t make communication, they will forcibly remove the craft, regardless of the risk. They want to know where these lifeforms came from, and they will definitely want the technology. That’s their primary concern,” said Verkinski.
He added that keeping Lemons quiet should the craft be safely removed is another issue, and one that may encourage them to take more reckless action. Lemons’ family is demanding answers, but the government is reportedly telling them he contracted a deadly disease and they are quarantining him.
“That cover is only going to buy them so much time,” said Verkinski.
This story is developing.
